Im like:

And ppl just seem to look at me like:

This bitch can’t even choose between his woman. No im serious. First he’s all like: 

Oh Paulina, yo ass is oh so totally flawless 

And then we’re like. Ok he likes a popular girl. I get that.: 

But then his ass decides that he much rather have a crush on sam and hes all like

Oh but sam be all unique. She accepts me for me. She knows my secret and shit:

So then we’re all like ok…..paulina was a phase or something…..:

BUT THEN! DEAR GOD! THEN! HE DECIDES HE LIKES VALERIE AND HES ALL LIKE

OH SHES SAVED ME FROM DASH SO I OWE HER ASS BY HAVING A CRUSH ON HER BUT I CANT TELL HER IM DANNY PHANTOM BUT IMMA ASK HER OUT ANYWAYS CUZ WHY THE HELL NOT?!

SO THEN WE’RE JUST LIKE:

AND THEN HE FINALLY CHOOSES SAM!

SO THEN WE WERE ALL OVER THE PLACE! 

Some of us were like: 

AND SOME OF US WERE LIKE: 

AND OF COURSE WE HAD THESE PPL WHO DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL TOWARD THIS:

And that concludes that. 

What if Danny Phantom took a peek at the DP tag…? Think about it that for a second….let it sync in for a moment….

Danny:

They be all like “omg isnt that Danny Phantom: 

And I be all like “uh huh…”:

But in my head im like “NO BITCH, ITS JIMMY FUCKING NEUTRON!YES ITS FUCKIN DANNY PHANTOM”

And once they walk away im finally like:

First we’d be all like:

Then we’d me all like:

And all of a fucking sudden we’d be like:

And while Danny’s just standing there confused as fuck, we be all like:

And then he’ll just fucking lose it and be like: 

And he’ll soon end up like this cuz of us:

DEA

OK! FIRST PPL START POSTING PORN ON THE DP SHIT TAG, THEN ITS THIS SHIT WHERE SUDDENLY EVERYONE REALIZES THAT DANNY IS CHIP SKYLARK OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE GOD DAMN SKY, AND NOW UR ALL POSTING SHIT ABOUT HOW ITS “YOUNG” AND NOT “YO” IN THE THEME SONG! WE GET IT! WE GET IT!!! STOP TORTURING OUR CHILDHOOD ALREADY WITH THESE LIES!!!!